all-affection-to-one-direction:
Don’t even ask how I found it!
Best pick up line:
Boy: I have concert tickets.
* I have ONE DIRECTION concert tickets
** I have ONE DIRECTION ULTIMATE VIP TICKETS
***I AM ONE DIRECTION.
harry: haters gonna hate
niall: potatoes gon potate
zayn: connecticuts not a state
louis: i wish i was straight
liam: no spoons on my plate
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number
British Directioners: Ew American directioners....they need to leave. BRING OUR BOYS BACK!
American Directioners: Bitch stfu before I dump all of your tea in the harbour #FREEDOM
Canadian Directioners: Just going to casually grab my beaver and maple syrup and watch...this is better than Pay Per View
